Voice of the Banana

A banana is a fruit ridiculed worldwide for its striking resemblance to the male reproductive organ. And almost all the flak that comes the way of this innocent fruit is uncalled for. The bent in the shape isn't what he got customized when God was creating all the fruits. The reason that would make maximum sense is that God had a tiny memory malfunction when he was chiseling the final touches to the Penis.

He must have been all "Why do I feel I've seen something like this before. Where dammit where have I seen the same shape. Aah...let it be, not like anyone would question me. And if anyone does, I'll send Rahul Gandhi to their home to satiate himself with the last remaining morsel of grain in their house."

Is that the Banana's fault? NO. Is the Banana entitled to feel wrongly done? YES. Is there an end to the Banana's life of shame and suffering? NO. Should the Banana be given a right to speak up for the atrocities it has faced over centuries? YES.

When will people wake up to the plight of the Banana? We fight for women, for kids, for blacks, but when it comes to the Banana, no one gives a fuck. Give a fuck.
What if that Banana was a member of your family, being oppressed and subjugated every single day of his/her pathetic lamentable disgustingly unfortunate existence. Would you tolerate it then. I doubt it. Because supposedly ties of blood weigh more than ties of fruit.

Stand up for the Banana. The Banana would stand up for you. Because it might look like a dick, but it isn't one.
It is a fruit.