25 things about me

1. For me Manchester United is life - the rest are mere details. People give me all kinds of looks and opinions for my obsession towards the club I love.I just turn a blind eye, for they don't know what they do.
2. Ive been on a diet since class 8th.
3. Ive put on a lot of weight since clas 8th.
4. I have a huge ego, and have lost a lotta friends as a result. Fuck it, i don't give a damn!
5. I suffer from pancreatitis. A medical condition under whch I am only allowed to do drugs, but no alcohol.
6. I have come close to dying because of this pancreatitis, twice. This experience has taught me one thing in life...you get a lot of attention when you are close death.
7. I have a small dream to be season ticket holder for life at Old Trafford, the home of the mighty Manchester United.
8. I have a bigger dream of building an OLD AGE home. Although I would never in my life set foot inside it.
9. The reason for which is that I suffer from what I call - an attachment problem. I get attached to things/people easily and to a level that it pains when you let go.
10. I used to be a big time piss taker. Taking people's case for no reason by being extremely rude and mean. Then an angel came in my life and changed me. Thank you Akhilesh.
11. I have six pack abs.
12. I have a feeling I won't succeed in life. Even though I know what I need to do to be successful, I tend to take things lightly. My parents are right.
13. I don't believe in God. Yet, there is always a silent prayer on my lips when Manchester United is playing.
14. I scored the winning penalty in a corporate football tournament. I know what it feels like to win the world cup now.
15. For a good 10 years of my life I couldn't walk straight on the road. For I was constantly making batting and bowling actions with my hands.
16. I am the best actor at acting gay.
17. Adding to the list of my ailments is the problem of Overthinking. I can give the most useless of things the deepest thought and screw myself. I love it.
18. I love spending time at the airport. Not when I am leaving on a flight, but when I am waiting to pick up a loved one. There is no better place than an airport for me when I am sad. I can sit there 24*7 even if i have nothing to do.
19. 90% of my clothes are black in colour. I have donated the rest 10%.
20. If I could travel back in time, I would definitely not go on the trip where I gained 20kgs. I was in class 8th back then.
21. I miss my school. I miss my college. I miss IIMC. I miss Ogilvy.
22. I was at a nude beach in Barcelona once, and I was more interested in the pizza i was eating.No wonder I am fat. I deserve it.
23. People say I am stuborn. I would like to tell everyone, I AM NOT STUBBORN. You get that. Whatever you think is your problem, not mine. I am not stubborn and I shall not budge from my stance.
24. I wish I had spent more time with my dadaji and nanaji. They were the greatest men I know of.
25.I love my famiy. I wish I die before them.